What's Going On In This Photo? (Picture 2)

1. The guy just asked if she would like to come back to his place to wrestle naked in chocolate pudding with him and his midget friend Paco.
2. The guy didn’t even get a chance to say anything. He just has really bad teeth.
3. She’s helping him put his glass eye back in after he used it to fill in for the missing cue ball on the pool table.
4. Some guy was walking by to go to the bathroom just as a retarded girl was giving directions.