Chris

Nicknames:

1. canibarro

Mad Skills:

1. Dancing with roller skates on
2. Tossing out random lingo that no body else understands like ‘hopping off chocolate chips’.
3. Coming up with cool baby names like ‘Phlegm’

Best Occupations:

1. Ambigously ethnic model
2. Mickey Mouse for Disney on Ice
3. Suicide bomber
4. Rapper

About Chris:

Despite the fact that chris has a tendency to look like one of the Sopranos in his photos it doesn't seem to deter people from assuming he's gay which causes Chris constant frustration (perhaps he should stop using the word 'scuzzi' in normal conversation). Although he doesn't drink too often (we're working on that) his Mr. Hyde side comes out full force on free vodka redbulls and he has the crew cracking up.