Glossary of Terms

Term	Definition
Balloon knot	Another term for a butt hole because a butt hole looks a lot like a balloon knot. Also a nickname for Jillian.
Cudouche	A cross between that nasty 4-letter word that starts with a 'c' and douche. Kevin makes this shit up.
Eye-peeler	a wakeboarding wipeout where your face hits the water so hard it peels your eyelids back (yes, this really does happen).
FHG	A Jack Black song titled F@#k Her Gently (it's really about the opposite). Also the name of the wakeboarding boat that Kevin and Janine own.
Muff Snuff	The equivalent of a cock block but instead of blocking a guy, a girl is being blocked.
There's a bear in your cave	You have a booger in your nose. If you're anything like Karen, sometimes there may be a whole clan.
Wrecking shop	Taking a dump.
Yard sale	A snowboarding wipeout where all your gear (hat, goggles, etc.) go flying off and are lying around on the snow like it's a yard sale.