Top 10 reasons why you should read this blog...

10. It's like a trainwreck...how can you NOT keep coming back to see the unfolding disaster? (check out the wakeboarding crashes video for example)

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9. We’re hot....some of the time...

8. It's a refreshing alternative to spending ALL of your online time downloading porn.

7. We’re hella-good dancers...

6. If you don't we'll steal your boyfriend/girlfriend next time you're out of town. Don't tempt us...we really have that kind of power.

5. Karen 'accidentally' shows her punani a lot...

4. So you can live vicariously through us and finally have that kickass life you've always wanted.

3. Jillian needs the attention...

2. Because I swear this will eventually turn into a porn site.

1. So you can steal this shit, use it around your friends, claim it as your own, and seem way freakin' funnier than you really are.