LeeAnn

Nicknames:

1. Ho (part of the 'o' series of nicknames. She was dating a lot of different men at the time, one of whom we like to refer to as 'shocking' - think 'like a salamander licking a burrito')
2. Leon (kinda sounds like LeeAnn)

Mad Skills:

1. Hurting herself
2. Making the rock-on sign with her hands
3. Although we've never asked her to demonstrate, we assume she can probably put her entire fist in her mouth after dating 'shocking'

Best Occupations:

1. Pet psychologist
2. Human life-preserver (that big butt of hers floats)
3. Serial killer

Song that Best Defines LeeAnn:
Eminem's Ass Like That. The full lyric is "I ain't never seen an ass like that". LeeAnn doesn't really have a big ass, it's actually kinda tiny but this all started when she was hogging up a seat and it's been a never ending source of entertainment to make fun of her ass since...and this is yet another gratuitous jab.

About LeeAnn:
The proud owner of one-and-three-quarter cats (one of them isn't so car smart). LeeAnn defines the concept of a shoe fetish when she feels morally torn about spending $150 for 6 articles of clothing but won't deliberate for a second on dropping $550 on a pair of Jimmy Choos. LeeAnn has an obsession with 80s metal bands that most of us grew out of in high school. She dates guys with weird names (she orders men like her food, she's always gotta have the most exotic thing on the menu). Despite having such a gargantuan derriere, LeeAnn still manages to fit down the single-track trails on her mountain bike.