Kevin

Nicknames:

1. Flow (part of the 'o' series of nicknames. Kevin was sporting Flow bindings)
2. Rockfish (he claims he's a catch, we claim he's a rockfish - the kind of fish you throw back)
3. Tight Shirt Man (acquired while drunk and wearing Janine's tight belly shirt at Cresent Bar)

Mad Skills:

1. Eating an entire large pizza and 6 root beers in one sitting
2. Dreaming up jobs he would hire midgets for
3. Mooning people

Best Occupations:

1. Hair replacement donor
2. Comedian
3. Lobbyist for alcohol
4. Short-film director

Song That Best Describes Kevin:

Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy. Kevin is the least-likely person to ever smack anybody for that matter, but that makes it all the funnier when strangers jaws drop as he yells "woman, get me a beer" to his female friends at the top of his lungs in public places.

About Kevin:
Self-described as pear-shaped with pipe-cleaner arms and legs, he once tried to resuscitate a half-inflated snowman outside a gas station and called Jack Black on the way to Whistler to tell him it was time for Jack to put out a new CD. He's the clear instigator in the group and notorious for almost getting his friends kicked out of places you wouldn't have thought possible like a double-decker tour bus in New York. If there's one thing you can count on Kevin for, it's that he'll be late...really late. The stereotypical class clown, he sports tight-fitting women's clothing for laughs, stands on things like tables and phonebooths when he's drunk and makes proclimations to anyone who'll listen. His loud demands of 'woman, get me a beer' to his female friends in public places go completely ignored.