Thomas

Nicknames:

1. Slow (Part of the 'o' nickname series. He's slow to strap into his snowboard)
2. Blacky Chan (he wins the tanning competition every summer)
3. Lips (he has massive lips)

Mad Skills:

1. Giving the finger
2. Sticking his head in front of other people in photos
3. Pulling crazy faces

Best Occupations:

1. Porn star
2. Sperm donor
3. Replacement for Carson on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
4. Interior decorator

About Thomas:

Thomas has a keen eye for color and an embarrassingly-large collection of beanies. He spends his spare time fondling himself, either on or off camera and is a total photo-whore who takes every opportunity to 'pull a face' or stick his mug into someone else's photos. He uses the word "bomb" a lot and stares blankly at people who say dumb things (some day we may find out what he's actually thinking). The man can dance! He moves those hips like Shakira but has yet to come out of the closet and admit that he's metrosexual (we're still working on it).