Karen

Nicknames:

1. Whoa (Part of the 'o' nickname series. The noise she makes when snowboarding or mountain biking...and probably wakeboarding too but we can't hear her)
2. Donkey (talks non-stop like the donkey on Shrek, especially in the morning)
3. Punani (makes a lot of 'accidental' appearances)
4. The Ass (her booty has a mind of it’s own and shakes around freely at will)
5. Ragdoll (she goes down like one when she crashes wakeboarding)

Mad Skills:

1. Blowing 'gut felt' onion and garlic burps in other people’s faces
2. Talking to herself
3. She can make the 'west side' symbol with her hand

Best Occupations:

1. TV Talk show host for "Wild On"
2. Professional booty shaker at Venom
3. Asian chef
4. Suicide hot line therapist

About Karen:
Karen is a hottie who has a tendency to leave boys jaws sagging. She likes to clean, ejoys talking about flatulence, watches Nip Tuck, does this "duck look" where she presses her lips together and out. She likes to go bra-less (and underwear-less which is why we keep getting those 'accidental' punani shots) and went to a "good Lutheren" school where she apparently learned nothing. Growing up as an only child, Karen has become very adept at talking to herself...in fact she does it constantly. If Karen isn't talking (a trait that earned her the nickname Donkey), it means she's probably doing some athletic activity which requires her to conserve her breath and she reverts to grunts, squeels and short words which earned her the nickname 'whoa'. Karen has been dating Thomas for two years now but hasn’t yet realized that Thomas is actually asian.