Teresa

Nicknames:

1. T (in Seattle)
2. Tess (in Whistler)
3. The Kissing Bandit (she kisses a lot of boys...and we mean 'boys')
4. Port of Teresa (her home is a layover for people traveling to or from Whistler so feel free to stop in next time you're passing through)

Mad Skills:

1. Looking good in photos apparently (it's hard to find bad ones)
2. She can put her foot behind her head
3. Drinking consecutively for 5 months
4. Attracting boys less than half her age

Best Occupations:

1. High school counselor (until she gets arrested for dating the male students)
2. Selling "I know Tess" T-shirts in Whistler
3. Circus performer
4. Liver-donor for medical school student training
5. Keeping sports equipment companies in business

About Teresa:
The unofficial ambassador of Whistler and a would-be Canadian, Teresa 'winters' in Whistler (which they are considering renaming to Tessville) where she gets more days on the snow in one year than the rest of the shop wreckers have gotten in their life...combined. Unparalleled cradle-robbing skills required her friends to impose a rule that she only date boys whose parents are older than her. She's frequently roped into stunts she regrets later like drinking her way through the alphabet, catching a cab home at 8am wearing a red leather minidress and fishnets, and drinking non-stop Jager Bombs until she falls flat on her face in the middle of Whistler village and then insists on just leaving her there in the snow. She has a collection of baseball caps that rival Thomas's beanie collection and a snowboard collection that's even larger. She's reportedly had sex on Blackcomb gondola #69 so be careful where you sit next time you're there.