Tour de Bar - Last Year's Recap

9 pints of beer $45.00

Band-Aids $2.50

Repairing 2 flat tires $16.00

Watching Matt go flying over the handlebars of the BMX bike he had when he was 8 during 'tour de bar' last year...priceless

A little recap of last year...

Bar 1: 50 sober people show up at a pub at 1pm and neatly stack and lock up their bikes and proceed to drink a pint.

Bar 2: The same 50 people take off at the same time from bar 1 and ride to bar 2, taking up the whole road on their way and annoying drivers. They stack and lock their bikes neatly and proceed to drink a pint.

Bar 3: A small group of troublemakers start racing ahead of the rest to be the first to get a pint at the next bar. They still neatly stack their bikes but can't be bothered to lock them. The rest of the crowd is a few minutes behind and they all proceed to drink a pint.

Bar 4: Now buzzing, the trouble-crew takes off to the next bar where they toss their bikes into a pile and proceed to chug a pint. Everyone is now sporting name tags with lines like 'your cock wakes me up in the morning' and 'ask me about circus tricks' and 'my headlights are on'.

Bar 5: After untangling their bikes from the massive pile, the trouble-crew race off to the next bar and somewhere along the way, Matt loses control of his ridiculously-small BMX bike and takes a header over the handlebars...his friends laugh at him and proceed to chug a pint.

Bar 6: Now drunk, the trouble-crew is 10 minutes ahead of the rest. They arrive at the next bar where Donkey and J9 nearly get them kicked out for spraying beer on each other. The rest of the gang, arriving 10 minutes later, gets glares from waitstaff despite their complete innocence.

Bar 7: Drunk, J9 hops off a curb right into Tom's bike and wipes Tom out. His friends laugh at him. A very loud and very obnoxious trouble-crew roll into bar 7 and proceed to chug a pint.

Bar 8: Tom pulls up to the Wing Dome, trying to look cool and wipes out, for no reason at all, in front of a crowd of people sitting on the patio. Matt goes into a wobble and loses control of his BMX and does another superman over the handlebars and J9 brakes hard and ends up with two flat tires. Their friends all laugh at them and proceed to chug a pint. The trouble-crew starts a watergun fight on the patio and nearly gets kicked out.

Bar 9: We never made it to bar 9...we were too drunk.

Suffice to say, we didn't get invited back this year...so we're having our OWN! (pictures of the drunkenness to follow)