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Wednesday, July 5

The Twins

We’d like to welcome a couple newcomers…Jillian’s twin girls (Mary Kate and Ashley) who were implanted on Thursday June 29th and are recovering well. Jillian describes them as a ‘spillover C’ but we’ll give you an opportunity to judge for yourself.

Jill, I hope this wasn’t induced by your complete and utter slaughter in the cleavage contest, even losing out to Kevin’s ass…

(the following is just an example before and after and not actually Jillian...we expect the real before and after to be considerably more ridiculous)