What's Going On In This Photo? (Picture 5)

1. She wants to know if the thong makes her butt look fat
2. She's about to demonstrate the proper technique to execute a cannonball
3. She's just trying to earn a little extra cash, is all
4. She’s re-enacting scenes from last night at cowgirls

What's Going On In This Photo? (Picture 4)

1. The guy in the middle just announced he has an 11” penis
2. The guy on the left asked the other guys if they’d like to ‘come over some time and maybe practice a little pitching and catching…’ The guy in the back seems interested (or he just didn’t get it).
3. The guy on the left just farted, the guy on the right just smelt it, and the guy in the back hasn’t yet…but is about to.
4. The guy in the middle has super long arms and is giving the guy on each end a "reach around."

What's Going On In This Photo? (Picture 3)

1. Karen is trying to turn Thomas on by rubbing her itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny (did I mention tiny?) boobs all over him.
2. Jillian just announced that she wants to get together with Thomas and Karen for a threesome.
3. Karen just burped in Thomas’s face and is running away giggling.
4. Nancy is distracting Karen while Chris gives Thomas a wedgie.

What's Going On In This Photo? (Picture 2)

1. The guy just asked if she would like to come back to his place to wrestle naked in chocolate pudding with him and his midget friend Paco.
2. The guy didn’t even get a chance to say anything. He just has really bad teeth.
3. She’s helping him put his glass eye back in after he used it to fill in for the missing cue ball on the pool table.
4. Some guy was walking by to go to the bathroom just as a retarded girl was giving directions.

What's Going On In This Photo? (Picture 1)

1. The guy buried in the sand is thinking about how he really needs to go to the bathroom right now.
2. The girls in the front are just happy about how tanned and skinny they look next to that enormous white butt.
3. Kevin’s passed out buried in the sand, Thomas is gloating and giving the finger, Jason is mooning the camera, the girls in the front are completely oblivious and the girls in the back are plotting to take off with the boat and pickup cute guys while everyone else is distracted.
4. Nothing, nothing at all.

Vote for the winning cleavage

UPDATE: We have a winner (Joanne). And to all my friends who think I shouldn't give up the nomenclature, the objective public has spoken...Joanne won them all fair and square. Honorable mention to Kevin's Butt who tied for 5th place.

As I’m flipping through photos of our various misadventures looking for material to trash my friends with, I keep coming across pictures of my cleavage. Nope, not my cleavage with my head on top of it, just my cleavage. So, being as generous as I am, I think it’s about time I stop hogging the whole ‘boob’ nickname series and pass along my crown (at a minimum, I get to suck my friends into this objectification too). Vote for which cleavage you think should win and the mystery person who belongs to the winning cleavage will inherit all the ‘boob’ nomenclature. Poll closes Sunday, June 4th.

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