The Legend of Rob Burgandy

His name was Rob Burgandy. He was a like a god walking among mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Rob Burgandy was the balls!

Whether dancing around cops in Whistler, cigarette in hand... showing off his standing 720's... or pulling a mitchell and backing out of things he swore he'd show up to... you can always hear Rob Burgandy blaring out his catch phrase, with barely a hint of a drunken slur... "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" Things were going well for Rob to say the least.

...and then he made a bet. And lost! Perhaps the chance of winning and having J9 show up in nothing but bikini bottoms and pasties to serve him and his friends drinks for an evening was too much to not go for it. But quitting smoking for 30 days is hard. Even harder when you're a borderline alcoholic. I guess rich mahogany and Merlin Olsen weren't enough this time, because it was too hard for Rob Burgandy. The photos from the resulting car wash explain everything.