Not stupid-just too important

Here's a couple good pictures of me and Tit's-I would like to add that while I have been accused of being a poetry reciting lush-Tit's looks much more drunk than I do in these pictures. You will notice that I mispell a lot-this is not because I am stupid as Tit's would have you believe, (I have a Master's in Library and Information Science), but because I'm an extremely important local celebrity that doesn't have a lot of time to dilly dally with spell-check and the like on all of my fan-websites. I do have a charitable side too like all good celebrities and I try to eradicate ugliness whenever I see it-like right now I saw an ugly person passing by my house and I ran outside and threw a newspaper at the person. I'm just trying to do my part to make the world a better place-one troll at a time.